Bookgasm!

 

 

 

Notice how 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea has those tentacles positioned squarely over Twilight?

Vonnegut was never wrong.

 

 

I don't think I'd ever want to stay at this guy's house.

 

 

H.P. Lovecraft by ~MirrorCradle on deviantART.

I wonder if they offer night classes or enrollment for non-traditional students?

 

 

And it was all downhill from there.

 

 

This sentence I've read thirty times is fantastic.

(Why do people feel the need to start conversations whenever they see a person reading a book? They're usually pointless conversations, too. I don't care about that place from which you purchased ice cream in a waffle cone half a week ago. In fact, I hope it gets devoured by Smokey the Bear. Yeah, I said it. Smokey the Bear. That guy doesn't fuck around.)