Semi-autobiographical and largely fictional.
those peacock photos! I love zoos with free-range peacocks.
I was surprised I even got that picture: Right after I had pushed the shutter, some crazy lady came running right in front of me and practically tried picking the damn peacock up. I don't know if she was going to shove it in her stupid oversized purse or what, but the bird ran away. I was upset that I didn't get a good picture because I only had the opportunity to get one shot. You know, nature should really think about equipping peacocks with rocket launchers. Evolution and all that.