You have no idea of the terrible things I would do to get into that bingo game.

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There are no words to express my love of Space Ghost Coast to Coast and its child-friendly spin-off Cartoon Planet. It's not odd to find me exclaiming random lines from the show ("Moltar, this ant has returned from the dead! It must be one of those self-repeating, immortal frankenants!") at inopportune times, or breaking into a chorus of "Don't Touch Me".

Some things just never get old.